I'm wearing the stupid man suit.

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ew makeup less

goodnight

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12832.) my parents fight all the time, my dad's such a dick to my mother. hypocritical. i wish he was still a drunk sometimes. they always talk about money, and how we have none. there was a trip organized by a teacher but not during the school year, i said i was going somewhere else so that i didn't have to tell anyone i couldn't afford it.

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Did I submit this?

If not, this is identical to my situation.

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I jizzed!

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My facebook group is gaining members.

It has 15 and I started it this afternoon.

It is called “No, I do not want to join Farmville.”

I’m cool.

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laland:

nikacakes:

I love her so freaking much.

and I’m sorry but I don’t know who made this to credit them.

aw :)

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AREX YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND

AND YOUR GLASSES ARE REAL

THEY ARE

I WAS WITH YOU WHEN YOU ORDERED THEM

PRESCRIPTION

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I think this is a sign from my facebook friends to shut up.

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Minnie, stop farting.

You are a cat you are not supposed to fart

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helloimuguubroniqueisprettycool:

HOORAY

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static-sea:(via thishumandefect)

auto reblog

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that was easy

Me: Im gonna have to pass on the whole sex thing

Him: k cool

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Im stalling.

Me: But WHY do you want to bang me?

Him: cause ur fuckin hot

Me: Besides that.

Him: does it matter

Me: Yes.

OH MY GOD WHAT AM I DOING

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I'll ask again in a correct manner: If someone you do not want to have sex with asks you to have sex with them and you do not want to, how do you say no without being rude?

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hahaha and I meant when Im saying no for that previous question

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